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Hey everyone, I’m BACK! Okay I never really went anywhere, but on February 14th of this year (AKA Saint Valentine’s Day, AKA Singles Awareness Day, AKA Chocolate and Roses Day) I broke my hand. Needless to say, this kinda put a halt on typing for a few weeks.

Before I continue with our regularly scheduled Satanic blog posts, I wanted to update everyone on a few things I’ve been working on along with some personal developments and other info.

1. Again, Happy Zombie Jesus Day! I had a blast hanging out with my family and enjoying some delicious food. Oddly enough, I don’t recall anyone mentioning the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ, although the Easter Egg hunt was fun for the kids.

2. HAIL SCIENCE! Not only am I out of my hand brace (beats the hell out of wearing a cast which I, fortunately, didn’t need) but I also got my first COVID-19 vaccine, the Pfizer one. I’m proud to say that my ongoing health is being brought to me by the people that created Viagra.

3. My good friend and fellow Satanist Carlos made a $100 bet towards which one of us could lose the most weight by May 1st. Idiot, I have this in the bag.

4. Gotta give a HUGE shout-out to my fellow Satanic Study Hall podcast hosts! It’s been a wild ride these past nine months and many of us have gone through some difficult times and overwhelming changes. This small little band of degenerates has not only reached 20,000 podcast episode downloads since inception but has also created a truly amazing community behind it. Special thanks to Bill for his countless hours of hard work recording, editing and keeping us idiots in line.

5. I have five blog posts outlined and will be posting them over the next few weeks. Also, about a dozen more topics written down to be written and posted in the coming months. If anyone would like to contribute topic ideas, please send them to: “author @ satanispeople . com”

In closing, thanks again for your patience and I look forward to sharing our Satanic journey together.

– Father Al